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We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

grantjacob:
psychedelicfoxes:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

psychedelicfoxes:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let’s face it; Santa Claus has had more publicity, but being #2, perhaps you try harder.

ikilltitansforfun:

my-wayward-shawn:

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

But why

This spider is prettier than me

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary. - Aaron Rose